{"title":"Anomalous Meme Tee's","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnomalous Meme Tees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e collection—where internet culture meets the raw, unpolished edge of underground streetwear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe take the chaotic, darkly funny energy of modern digital humor and translate it straight onto heavy-hitting, premium cotton silhouettes. Featuring iconic internet imagery like the chaotic cat in a police cruiser dispensing questionable advice (\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou should fight that cop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\") alongside bold typographic statements like \"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRidin' Through The City Like That Mothaf'cker MINE!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\", this drop is built for those who don't take fashion—or themselves—too seriously.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCollection Highlights:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnapologetic Aesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Merging classic, gothic-inspired \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnomalous Streetwear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e branding on the back with ironic, high-impact graphic prints on the front.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEveryday Comfort:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Crafted from high-quality, breathable fabrics designed for ultimate wearability whether you're hitting the city streets or doom-scrolling at 3 AM.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStatement Fit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Classic cuts and versatile colorways (crisp whites, washed charcoals, and deep blacks) engineered to anchor any modern streetwear rotation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear the joke. Own the culture. Defy the ordinary with Anomalous.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"acid-washed-kitkat-the-anomalous","title":"Acid Washed KitKat the Anomalous","description":"\u003cp style='margin: 0px; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eAcid Washed KitKat the Anomalous\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e men's shirt combines a stylish acid wash with a pleasing oversized cut. Featuring a signature graphic of an anomalous white cat intently eating a slice of salami with the text \"Cats can have a little slommy,\" this wide-cut tee brings internet culture straight to your wardrobe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 40px; text-indent: -40px; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e Showcases the iconic \"Cats can have a little slommy\" meme graphic front and center.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 40px; text-indent: -40px; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e Features slightly dropped shoulders for that signature laidback flair and an effortless oversized silhouette.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 40px; text-indent: -40px; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e Complete with a classic ribbed crew neck to add a timeless touch to the overall look.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% Cotton single jersey\u003cbr\u003e.: Medium fabric (7.0 oz \/yd² (240 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: Oversized fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Ribbed crew neck\u003cbr\u003e.: Sewn-in neck and left side label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Asphalt","offer_id":43895966269558,"sku":"21756157737729560730","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":43895966302326,"sku":"27637007080706089384","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Dark Khaki","offer_id":43895966335094,"sku":"16656696120758106690","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Soft Lilac","offer_id":43895966367862,"sku":"18948068769079079304","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Asphalt","offer_id":43895966400630,"sku":"32121593320788200039","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":43895966433398,"sku":"15026689163919802892","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Khaki","offer_id":43895966466166,"sku":"30218509273549630555","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Soft Lilac","offer_id":43895966498934,"sku":"25469361550564684859","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Asphalt","offer_id":43895966531702,"sku":"24144401142826603366","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43895966564470,"sku":"33881876508044308055","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Khaki","offer_id":43895966597238,"sku":"12036623389842630248","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Soft Lilac","offer_id":43895966630006,"sku":"23563678100089780593","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Asphalt","offer_id":43895966662774,"sku":"24861461095265916810","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43895966695542,"sku":"61263071922480117236","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Khaki","offer_id":43895966728310,"sku":"30893336841389193399","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Soft Lilac","offer_id":43895966761078,"sku":"70581888559725518017","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Asphalt","offer_id":43895966793846,"sku":"87077655917040430539","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43895966826614,"sku":"97477330994292704421","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Khaki","offer_id":43895966859382,"sku":"78635611816453730959","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Soft Lilac","offer_id":43895966892150,"sku":"26608581644625574312","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Asphalt","offer_id":43895966924918,"sku":"10883786731005023735","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":43895966957686,"sku":"30749979624203808676","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Khaki","offer_id":43895966990454,"sku":"32079684475426694255","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Soft Lilac","offer_id":43895967023222,"sku":"11007971659369085938","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Asphalt","offer_id":43895967055990,"sku":"30464531115876420104","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":43895967088758,"sku":"17027155439054150866","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Dark Khaki","offer_id":43895967121526,"sku":"18291506746972470225","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Soft Lilac","offer_id":43895967154294,"sku":"29539375443551059294","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Asphalt","offer_id":43895967187062,"sku":"21467470694007179059","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":43895967219830,"sku":"13795676683150230410","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Dark Khaki","offer_id":43895967252598,"sku":"76083079677597913683","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Soft Lilac","offer_id":43895967285366,"sku":"32587632433285811468","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Asphalt","offer_id":43895967318134,"sku":"32556542585968829169","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":43895967350902,"sku":"24329593325665764942","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Dark Khaki","offer_id":43895967383670,"sku":"53714293563303190468","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Soft Lilac","offer_id":43895967416438,"sku":"51883776364270114368","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0637\/5129\/0998\/files\/14678591793791732371_2048.jpg?v=1784866749"},{"product_id":"acid-washed-kitkat-the-anomalous-v2","title":"Acid Washed KitKat the Anomalous V2","description":"\u003cp style='margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 27px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eBring unpredictable energy to your wardrobe with the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eAcid Washed KitKat the Anomalous V2\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e tee. Featuring a striking, vibrant all-over print that wraps seamlessly from front to back, this shirt is designed to turn heads wherever you go.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style='margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 27px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eCrafted from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e100% silky smooth, brushed polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e, it offers an ultra-comfy feel against your skin while remaining completely shrink- and fade-resistant. Every panel is meticulously cut and sewn by skilled artisans, ensuring picture-perfect alignment and a flawless, tailored fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% brushed polyester\u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric (5.16 oz\/yd² (175 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: Size and care information printed inside the collar\u003cbr\u003e.: Seam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white)\u003cbr\u003e.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"L","offer_id":43899356512374,"sku":"33945652087818814339","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":43899383939190,"sku":"33945652087818810000","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S","offer_id":43899383971958,"sku":"33945652087818810000","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":43899384004726,"sku":"33945652087818810000","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0637\/5129\/0998\/files\/8053091935353993975_2048.jpg?v=1784932654"},{"product_id":"kitkat-the-anomalous-xanax-cop-fight","title":"KITKAT The Anomalous Xanax Cop Fight","description":"\u003cp style='margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eKITKAT The Anomalous Xanax Cop Fight\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e tee is a chaotic classic made for surreal streetwear and underground custom printing. Its 100% heavy cotton fabric is tightly knit to give high-contrast fever-dream designs sharper detail and long-lasting color, even after the most bizarre altercations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 40px; text-indent: -40px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eSeamless Body:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e Eliminates side seams for a smoother, uninterrupted fit while dodging reality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 40px; text-indent: -40px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eReinforced Shoulders:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e Built tough to keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes and high-intensity parking lot brawls.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 40px; text-indent: -40px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003ePrint-Friendly:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e An optimized canvas for your most unhinged graphic concepts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eDurable, comfortable, and completely unexplainable, this tee is a trusted staple for when the simulation glitches.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\n\n\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz\/yd² \/ 180 g\/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.\u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.\u003cbr\u003e.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.\u003cbr\u003e.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.\u003cbr\u003e.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43915230511222,"sku":"16212574115315127108","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43915230543990,"sku":"20557352068685263495","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43915230576758,"sku":"25198735294387229390","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43915230609526,"sku":"56616346924082462642","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43915230642294,"sku":"11811810145000073929","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43915230675062,"sku":"34881282253693570922","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":43915230707830,"sku":"16947962557408723573","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":43915230740598,"sku":"29628548085459142410","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0637\/5129\/0998\/files\/2964945547912963098_2048.jpg?v=1785215527"},{"product_id":"kitkat-the-anomalous-xanax-cop-fight-tee-v2","title":"KITKAT The Anomalous Xanax Cop Fight Tee V2","description":"\u003cp style='margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eKITKAT The Anomalous Xanax Cop Fight Tee V2\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e is the ultimate evolution for surreal streetwear and high-tier underground custom printing. Building on the glitch, its 100% heavy cotton fabric is even more tightly knit to give your most unhinged fever-dream designs razor-sharp detail and permanent color—surviving whatever dimension you stumble into next.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 40px; text-indent: -40px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eSeamless Body:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e Completely removes side seams for a sleek, uninterrupted fit while slipping through the timeline.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 40px; text-indent: -40px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eReinforced Shoulders:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e Engineered to hold its structure through endless wash cycles and heavy-duty, reality-bending scuffles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 40px; text-indent: -40px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eNext-Gen Print Canvas:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e Specially optimized for high-contrast, chaotic graphics that demand absolute attention.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style='margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eDurable, heavy-weight, and completely unauthorized, this V2 staple is ready for when the simulation breaks down entirely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% brushed polyester\u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric (5.16 oz\/yd² (175 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: Size and care information printed inside the collar\u003cbr\u003e.: Seam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white)\u003cbr\u003e.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":43915393433718,"sku":"18028803962794037873","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":43915393466486,"sku":"14356414611960623420","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":43915393499254,"sku":"13867369982009708421","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":43915393532022,"sku":"31777682564565587525","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":43915393564790,"sku":"18207678183829194027","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":43915393597558,"sku":"25818505801937189039","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":43915393630326,"sku":"44789934245500918474","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":43915393663094,"sku":"27579041697979929567","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0637\/5129\/0998\/files\/1842469933142141697_2048.jpg?v=1785215497"},{"product_id":"anomalous-the-superbad","title":"Anomalous The Superbad","description":"\u003cp style='margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eMake a statement without trying. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eAnomalous The Superbad\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e tee redefines effortless streetwear with a bold acid-wash finish and a confident, wide-cut oversized silhouette.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eEngineered for maximum presence, it features slightly dropped shoulders that lock in that signature laidback stance, anchored by a classic ribbed crew neck for a timeless edge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 40px; text-indent: -40px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eThe Cut:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e Relaxed, wide-cut oversized fit for ultimate comfort and attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 40px; text-indent: -40px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eThe Detailing:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e Signature acid-wash treatment ensuring a unique, lived-in aesthetic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 40px; text-indent: -40px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eThe Finish:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e Classic ribbed crew neck and dropped shoulders for an unmistakable streetwear edge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% Cotton single jersey\u003cbr\u003e.: Medium fabric (7.0 oz \/yd² (240 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: Oversized fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Ribbed crew neck\u003cbr\u003e.: Sewn-in neck and left side label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Asphalt","offer_id":43922241093750,"sku":"25746564375041793471","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":43922241126518,"sku":"18533810014033088098","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Asphalt","offer_id":43922241159286,"sku":"94936558234426730329","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":43922241192054,"sku":"74658208559851024393","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Asphalt","offer_id":43922241224822,"sku":"69881367032377865265","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43922241257590,"sku":"13735394865047002159","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Asphalt","offer_id":43922241290358,"sku":"24700182637637478663","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43922241323126,"sku":"17339496389330034628","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Asphalt","offer_id":43922241355894,"sku":"31414059877795685851","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43922241388662,"sku":"16822557904504280629","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Asphalt","offer_id":43922241421430,"sku":"13163698901774478500","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":43922241454198,"sku":"23421494890948354264","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Asphalt","offer_id":43922241486966,"sku":"81147483138923541375","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":43922241519734,"sku":"95612665580892284586","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Asphalt","offer_id":43922241552502,"sku":"27258209457601125023","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":43922241585270,"sku":"20149961266114321473","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Asphalt","offer_id":43922241618038,"sku":"26197279874697679883","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":43922241650806,"sku":"12234470529541285609","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0637\/5129\/0998\/files\/11065532499436467339_2048.jpg?v=1785285808"},{"product_id":"anomalous-the-superbad-v2","title":"Anomalous The Superbad V2","description":"\u003cp style='margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 27px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-size: 17px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eAnomalous The Superbad V2\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e is a bold statement piece engineered for heavy rotation and standout style. Built from premium-grade fabric, its ultra-smooth textile surface is optimized to deliver hyper-sharp graphic detail and vibrant, fade-resistant color that pops.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 27px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eDesigned with modern comfort in mind, it features a structured yet relaxed silhouette that moves with you. Reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder taping and rugged double-needle stitching ensure the garment maintains its pristine shape, wash after wash. Edgy, comfortable, and built to last, the Superbad V2 is a definitive staple for any contemporary wardrobe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz\/yd² \/ 180 g\/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.\u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.\u003cbr\u003e.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.\u003cbr\u003e.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.\u003cbr\u003e.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43922404409462,"sku":"98259333372271022673","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43922404442230,"sku":"33930306679985424735","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43922404474998,"sku":"31548025009253837483","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43922404507766,"sku":"21765303222723280003","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43922404540534,"sku":"51504581838471355410","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43922404573302,"sku":"15829296032784901939","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43922404606070,"sku":"34119586403642855942","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43922404638838,"sku":"15729087844168798104","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43922404671606,"sku":"10592078227127156513","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43922404704374,"sku":"28017382269517145820","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43922404737142,"sku":"29764120175779755657","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43922404769910,"sku":"29944450730709482055","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43922404802678,"sku":"20894138246319524679","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43922404835446,"sku":"25036684924303234831","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43922404868214,"sku":"26806738453919495968","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43922404900982,"sku":"44327442790369680821","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43922404933750,"sku":"21256778429530504112","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43922404966518,"sku":"45347807296948201130","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":43922404999286,"sku":"47688218471066350599","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43922405032054,"sku":"25694005239461215465","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":43922405064822,"sku":"27703528807733961574","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":43922405097590,"sku":"72481498652840790412","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0637\/5129\/0998\/files\/14696761549264543701_2048.jpg?v=1785287667"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0637\/5129\/0998\/collections\/545D1DE8-5268-41FC-A92C-5E23BA8336D8.jpg?v=1785607500","url":"https:\/\/anomalousstreetwear.com\/collections\/anomalous-meme-tees.oembed","provider":"ANOMALOUS STREETWEAR","version":"1.0","type":"link"}