{"product_id":"kitkat-the-anomalous-xanax-cop-fight","title":"KITKAT The Anomalous Xanax Cop Fight","description":"\u003cp style='margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eKITKAT The Anomalous Xanax Cop Fight\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e tee is a chaotic classic made for surreal streetwear and underground custom printing. Its 100% heavy cotton fabric is tightly knit to give high-contrast fever-dream designs sharper detail and long-lasting color, even after the most bizarre altercations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 40px; text-indent: -40px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eSeamless Body:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e Eliminates side seams for a smoother, uninterrupted fit while dodging reality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 40px; text-indent: -40px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eReinforced Shoulders:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e Built tough to keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes and high-intensity parking lot brawls.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 40px; text-indent: -40px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003ePrint-Friendly:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e An optimized canvas for your most unhinged graphic concepts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eDurable, comfortable, and completely unexplainable, this tee is a trusted staple for when the simulation glitches.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\n\n\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz\/yd² \/ 180 g\/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.\u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.\u003cbr\u003e.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.\u003cbr\u003e.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. 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